When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”
Your friend was in fourth grade when the final book came out… oh my god, I feel old.
You’re an atheist? COOL!
You think your atheism makes you superior to people who practice harmless religious activities? STICK AN ENTIRE WASP NEST UP YOUR ANUS!
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
(Source: donniedarkos, via i-threw-myself-onto-you)
my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed