anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

(via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

It was sunny out (:

It was sunny out (:

(Source: goddessesinblack, via c-linic)

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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(via okay)

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via perks-of-being-chinese)

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

(Source: jordansparrish, via neillhuron)

morsly:

BOOM

(Source: sandandglass, via awkwardbrick)

softlysam:

anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)

send me 

  • embarrassing stories
  • descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)
  • cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
  • assumptions about my life (idk man)

ask me

  • curious questions
  • for advice (life/blog, ect)
  • for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)

(via ihadtheangelblade)

michaelgordons:

PLEASE STAY SAFE GUYS (x)

HI I LIVE IN JACKSONVILLE. This is scary because Jacksonville is literally full of psychopaths that decapitate their mothers and set cats on fire and riot on Christmas day, so I wouldn’t put this past them.

(via profashionall)

Hogwarts is my home.

Hogwarts is my home.