vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

Your friend was in fourth grade when the final book came out… oh my god, I feel old.

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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hearttstringss:

It was sunny out (:

hearttstringss:

It was sunny out (:

hearttstringss:

Hogwarts is my home.

hearttstringss:

Hogwarts is my home.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

You’re an atheist? COOL!

You think your atheism makes you superior to people who practice harmless religious activities? STICK AN ENTIRE WASP NEST UP YOUR ANUS!

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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

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It was sunny out (:

It was sunny out (:

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